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Пратил съм ти го на майла...Fairness is a wonderful attribute, Major Anderson. It has nothing to do with war."
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"Human beings didn't evolve brains in order to lie around on lakes. Killing's the first thing we learned. And a good thing we did, or we'd be dead, and the tigers would own the earth."
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"I am your enemy, the first one you've ever had who was smarter than you. There is no teacher but the enemy. No one but the enemy will tell you what the enemy is going to do. No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy tells you where he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you. I am your enemy from now on. From now on I am your teacher."
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Ender's Game
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Един виц:
Наказаният от боговете Сезиф неспирал да извършва своята "сезифова задача", когато покрай него минал Едип цар и започнал да го съветва:
-Абре, човек, мани тоя камък и да ходим да изпием по една амброзия...
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-Хайде де, едно малко... зарежи тая работа с камъка.
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-Е, хубаво. Тогава поне го хвани по-така...не, не така, ааа нещо такова, ама още не ти достига.
-#$*...
-Още малко... и аха и готово...
Тук Сезиф неиздържал и изръмжал:
-Абе, ти, що не си ебеш майката?!?"Мисля, това което казвам, но неказвам, това което мисля"
И други затворници
нека четат пред вратите
нашата памет остъклена
с надпис:"Всички отидоха на Фронта!"
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Има оше един виц за Eдип Цар:
Разхожда се Едип Цар из Бронкс,влиза в някакво пропаднало кафе и почва да се отваря на един рапър:
-Ти ся ко мен ли ше ме биеш???-пита Едип Цар.
А негъра му отвърнал:
-Whats your problem,mother *ucker."На рилеца герой
титан калимански,
герой от Булаир
с гърди от желязо
и воля от гранит."
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Why Bugarians can't be terrorists:
1. 8:00am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons
down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.Fairness is a wonderful attribute, Major Anderson. It has nothing to do with war."
Page 97
"Human beings didn't evolve brains in order to lie around on lakes. Killing's the first thing we learned. And a good thing we did, or we'd be dead, and the tigers would own the earth."
Page 241
"I am your enemy, the first one you've ever had who was smarter than you. There is no teacher but the enemy. No one but the enemy will tell you what the enemy is going to do. No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy tells you where he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you. I am your enemy from now on. From now on I am your teacher."
Page 262
Ender's Game
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